10 awesomely bad clichéd tweets

1. Somebody says something and then you RT (retweet) the same adding a Haha or +1 or +n or +69 (for a tweet with sexual undertones)
2. Tweets like “something something is the new something something”
3. Comparison between two things using a < or > sign. It is twitter, not math.
4. “This is hilarious” or “HAHAHAHHAHA” <insert link>.
5. “Here…this is my latest blog post <insert link> “
6. “That awkward moment when…”  I have absolutely nothing to say when somebody tweets this.
7. “<insert quotation by famous person here>”
8. “I am eating/drinking <insert food or drink>”
9. “<insert condition here>, I will judge you.” Ooooh I am so scared. NOT. Who the fuck cares about you?!
10. “<insert song lyrics here>”